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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- Ella Harris
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
- Unknown
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
- Milton Berle
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I"m home - forever."
- Gene Perret
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
- Branch Rickey
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- Bill Watterson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
- Doug Larson
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
- Gene Perret
Fishing Yesterday. Fishing Today, Fishing Tomorrow, I must be retired.
-Unknown
Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
-Unknown
Retirement Quotes
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference
-Kin Hubbard
Retirement must be w onderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
-Burt Reynolds
Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
-Unknown
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit . . . . retire!
- Groucho Marx
I'm retired — I'm not dead!
— Unknown
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
— Earl Nightingale
Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
— Unknown
For the loot, honey, for the loot.
— Ava Gardner, (On why she came out of retirement to appear on a prime time soap opera
Retired: Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
— Unknown
Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
— Unknown
Retired. So I am not interested in anyone telling me about their problems at work.
— Unknown
Retirement Quotes
Slow down and enjoy life [in retirement]. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast — you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
— Eddie Cantor
Retirement is great. I love being my own boss.
— Unknown
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for.
— Unknown
Retired — Someone who knows it all and has way too much time on his hands to tell you.
— Unknown
Age [along with retirement] appears to be best in four things — old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and oldauthors to read.
— Francis Bacon
In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keepyou awake in the afternoon.
— Unknown
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
— Unknown
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
— Gene Perret
I never stopped doing anything [when I retired], I stopped getting paid for it.
— Bill Chavanne
Retire from work, but not from life.
— M. K. Soni
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