Retirement Quotes

Are you retired or getting ready to retire ? You'll enjoy these retirement quotes.  Get ready to truly enjoy life.

 


A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

- Ella Harris


Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

- Unknown


The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

- Milton Berle


Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I"m home - forever."

- Gene Perret


First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

- Branch Rickey


There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

- Bill Watterson




If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

- Doug Larson


Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

- Gene Perret


Fishing Yesterday. Fishing Today, Fishing Tomorrow, I must be retired.

-Unknown


Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.

-Unknown


Retirement Quotes


When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference

-Kin Hubbard


Retirement must be w onderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.

-Burt Reynolds


Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.

-Unknown


There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit . . . . retire!

- Groucho Marx

I'm retired — I'm not dead!

— Unknown


As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.

— Earl Nightingale


Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!

Unknown


For the loot, honey, for the loot.

— Ava Gardner, (On why she came out of retirement to appear on a prime time soap opera


Retired: Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

— Unknown


Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.

— Unknown


Retired. So I am not interested in anyone telling me about their problems at work.

— Unknown


Retirement Quotes


Slow down and enjoy life [in retirement]. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast — you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

— Eddie Cantor


Retirement is great. I love being my own boss.

— Unknown


Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for.

Unknown


Retired — Someone who knows it all and has way too much time on his hands to tell you.

— Unknown


Age [along with retirement] appears to be best in four things — old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and oldauthors to read.

— Francis Bacon


In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keepyou awake in the afternoon.

— Unknown


Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.

— Unknown


Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

— Gene Perret


I never stopped doing anything [when I retired], I stopped getting paid for it.

— Bill Chavanne


Retire from work, but not from life.

— M. K. Soni

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