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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- Ella Harris
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
- Milton Berle
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I"m home - forever."
- Gene Perret
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
- Branch Rickey
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- Bill Watterson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
- Doug Larson
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
- Gene Perret
Fishing Yesterday. Fishing Today, Fishing Tomorrow, I must be retired.
Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference
Retirement must be w onderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit . . . . retire!
- Groucho Marx
I'm retired — I'm not dead!
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
— Earl Nightingale
Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
For the loot, honey, for the loot.
— Ava Gardner, (On why she came out of retirement to appear on a prime time soap opera
Retired: Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
Retired. So I am not interested in anyone telling me about their problems at work.
Slow down and enjoy life [in retirement]. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast — you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
— Eddie Cantor
Retirement is great. I love being my own boss.
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for.
Retired — Someone who knows it all and has way too much time on his hands to tell you.
Age [along with retirement] appears to be best in four things — old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and oldauthors to read.
— Francis Bacon
In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keepyou awake in the afternoon.
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
— Gene Perret
I never stopped doing anything [when I retired], I stopped getting paid for it.
— Bill Chavanne
Retire from work, but not from life.
— M. K. Soni
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